“The Krows” are an underground cult group based out of Roorkee, India. Their current legal status as reported by the UN stands at ‘Wanted Alive or Hunted’. After being quite active for a period of time, thay have remained dormant for the past 2 months. Followers of the cult fear that the leaders of this still very young society might have been taken under political custody. The only pro-Krow recognized govt. in the world, Govt. of Kroatia is under a lot of public pressure to take a firm stand and demand the details of the suspected happenings be revealed. That remains the status quo at the moment and we’ll be keeping track as this potentially cataclysmic story unfolds. Before we leave you, however, here some of the world famous personalities giving their opinion, or as we should put it, two hoots, on the cult. May God help us all!!
For Al Jazeera, this is Dheela Fadheela with cameraman Chuck Norris reporting from outside Municipality Centre, Motihari.
Barack Obama: “When I said, America is a land of opportunity, I never thought people like them would turn up! I shall be talking about reopening the Guantanamo Bay, exclusively for them!”
Sam Neill as Dr. Alan Grant: “I heard what Obama said and I know a couple of things about being chased around by birds. And I’ll only say ‘Krows find a way’.”
Kylie Menopause: “I wanna chiggy wiggy with them boys!!!”
Will-I-Am: “I thank them for recognizing me for my true self. I shall never forget the honour they gave me when choosing my song as their official anthem. Gotta get get!!”
The Pope: “I have never admitted this before but I think they’re kinda hot.”
Manmohan Singh: “I always wanted to pick their brains about the Kashmir issue, but just when I was to meet them at the appointed time given by them, they went to attend Maharaj Shankar’s ‘Palak jhapakte hi car gaayab’ magic show. I always felt that was the day we lost it all.”
Jose Mourinho: “I retract my earlier statement. They and not me are the special ones.”
Darth Vader: “Luke! They are your grandfathers.”
Oscar Wilde: “They’re sexy! Almost as much as I am.”
The Joker: “You wanna know how I got these scars?! When I was a little boy, The Krows turned up in our neighborhood to bless the children. When I was put forward, they realized the force was unusually strong in me. So they decided to take me under their wings. You know, the pun there is actually intended. But when I was taken to their secret lair, oh screw that, I was never awesome enough to be in their kompany, for which they specially had Vincent Kompany. You really wanna know, how I got these scars?!”
Kosmo Kramer: “They all use my special cologne, The Beach. I couldn’t be more excited. Giddy up!!”
Paris Hilton: “Would they like do, you know…..”
Barney Stinson: “All my life, I have tried to be half as awesome as they are. And let’s face it, nobody ain’t half as awesome as me, so that’s how awesome they are!!”
Alexander Leslie Graham: "They is the only people I is allow to enter the West Staines Massive and do it with me Julie. Booyakasha!'
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