The Krow Kode

The Krow Kode is a living document which is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume. The original document is housed in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber. Re-printed here is a sampling of some of her articles. Learn. Live. Krow up. _m/

1. Krows before hoes.

2. You must maintain a frequently updated blog. If you can't update a blog often enough, don't start it in the first place. Some blog is NOT better than no blog.

3. You must never look directly into the camera while posing for a snap.

4. No two krows must dress up alike for a Krow Meet. Every krow must have his own Unique Kauwsomeness Point. To sound more impressive, this shall be called UKP (TM) from here on.

5. You must never 'like' quiz results on Facebook. It's lame. Status updates are excusable.

6. A krow will, in a timely manner, alert his krow to the existence of a hot girl or a fellow krow.

7. Krows shall never mention 'The List' in public. Oops. Delete clause.

8. You must use smileys and emoticons extensively in chat sessions.

9. You must listen to the Krow Anthem at least once every day.

10. The Krow Movement does not end until every living human being has his own UKP (TM).

11. You must memorize the Krow Kode.

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